Don’t let money rule your world

Jul
25

Donny Grace, an apprentice pipe fitter from Columbus Ohio decided to take his Fantasy Football team to the next level. But in order to do so, he was going to need some cash.

The $75,000 loan will definitely have Donny’s team running fly patterns all over slackers like Billy here, who didn’t even have the decency to show up during Draft Day. Selfish.

 

 

However, the fantasy loan may have afforded our fantasy hero the time, the money, and the snacking resources to pull off the well deserved victory, he’s still going to need all the help he can get this season, because there’s a new coach in town. His picks are perfect, his team is unstoppable, AND he can moonwalk across a pond. All the way from heaven above….

 


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